103 Thoughts We All Have In Primark.
Ahh Primark. The holy grail of the high street. The poor gals Topshop. My haven. My love.
At any one point in time I am wearing 90% Primark, if not a pure 100%. Take today for example;
- Pants - Primark.
- Socks - Primark.
- Jeans - Primark.
- Slippers - Primark.
- Vest Top - Primark.
- Shirt - Primark.
- Jumper - Primark.
- Coat - Primark.
- Scarf - Primark.
- Earrings - Primark.
- Necklace - Primark.
- Hair Bobbles - Primark.
In fact, literally the only thing not Primark is my bra and that's because we all know M&S is the best.
Whilst it's my favourite place to shop and probs one of my favourite places in the world, taking a trip to Primark can be an expedition in itself. Here's a few thoughts we all deal with when on a mammoth Primark haul.
Oh Primark, my love, we meet again.
Is it PRY-mark or PREE mark? Like does anyone know.
It's surely PRY-mark right?
It's like the Troll or Trollllll debate all over again.
Or scone vs scooooooone.
Probs just won't pronounce it out loud.
Right I know I came here with an agenda.
Only buy what you came for.
Where's the list?
FFS of course the list is in the house.
Next time I'm making one on my phone.
Right I needed leggings and vest tops and socks.
K, leggings vest top socks.
Leggings vest top socks.
Leggings vest top socks.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT JUMPER OF GLORY.
I need it I need it I need it.
Please be in my size. Please be in my size.
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SIZE 6 OR 20.
I hate Primark.
I take it back my love forgive me.
I will never get over my loss of that jumper.
OMG LOOK AT THAT JUMPER.
Please be in my size please be in my size I can't miss out twice.
Thank the sweet baby jesus.
But do I size up? Do I size down? What size even am I?
What colour though?
Maybe pink?
But the navy is amazing.
Both?
Both.
What did I come in here for?
FFS how am I even supposed to find anything in this mess?
Why can't people just put things back?
Actually I don't think I want the pink jumper.
But it's like the other side of the shop now.
I'll just hang it here with these jeans, someone else will clear it up.
Actually those jeans are quite swanky.....
Primark jeans are the worst though.
Like do I go two sizes up and make myself feel like shit?
But the jeans are so nice. Might be worth it.
I mean they're nothing like any of the other 10 pairs of jeans I own.
Should I try them on?
HOW BIG IS THE QUEUE FOR THE CHANGING ROOMS?
Fuhhh dat. I'll risk it.
What did I come in for?
OOOOH SHOES.
Boots boots boots boots boots omfg.
How many shoes is too many to buy on one shopping trip?
They're like 4 quid though tbf.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE SOME OF THESE ARE ON SALE.
I love them I love them I love them.
SO. MANY. BARGAINS.
I mean none of these are in my size but Primark sizes are twisted right?
If I squash my toes up like this then they'll go on.
They'll probably just stretch a bit when I wear them in right?
I mean they're definitely not going to give me blisters so bad I'll never wear them again right?
I'll get them. My 'I have this thing with floors' photos are going to look mint.
What did I come in for?
I bloody love Primark, everything is so cheap.
£20.00 for a coat??? Who do Primark think they are??
Not paying that.
I'd consider that a bargain in New Look. Lol.
Probs just pop my head in the accessories bit. Ya know, just for a look.
WHY IS IT SO BUSY OMFG.
12 pairs of earrings for a quid? Be rude not to right?
Ooooh and necklaces.
Phone cases, that's what I need.
IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNNY YASSSSS.
Oooh I need a bag pretty much like all my other bags but a slightly different size or shape. Yes.
Right I'm getting distracted, what did I come in for?
Socks oh yes. Socks.
£2.50 for a pack of five???
I thought it'd be like a quid. What a rip off.
HOMEWAREEEEEEE.
All the copper.
All the gold.
All the fairy lights.
I need all the motivational signs.
That'd make a good blog prop.
Bloody love Primark homeware.
Bloody love homeware full stop.
Why do they make these baskets so saggy? Like it's basically dragging on the floor now.
Is that a sign to stop?
HOW THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN IN HERE AN HOUR??????
Ok I actually have to leave now this is insane.
The queuessssss. Oh my life the queues.
Oooh fake nails.
Lol forgot I put that in the basket.
And that.
And them.
HOW MUCH???????
Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg.
I love it all so much though.
I hope there's enough in my bank account.
My overdraft will save me.
Mum is going to kill me.
I'll pretend I got some of it before. That'll fool her.
This bag is obvs going to split as soon as I leave the shop.
It best not be raining outside, it's not going to make it to the car.
Why didn't the woman at the till double bag it?? Amateur.
I love Primark.
FFS LEGGINGS VEST TOP SOCKS.